Sequiels.
lt's the only time l gave in in my life.
Buit sometimes£¬ youi gotta do it the stuidio way.
What are youi talking abouit£¿
- Get Lost£¿ - Yeah.
l thouight the first one was pretty good.
- Get Leo £¿ - Terrific pictuire. Terrific£¡
And youi know what else £¿
lt was good.
You know what l'm thinking£¬ Tommy£¿
l'm thinking of getting ouit of the movie buisiness.
Go back to my old job.
- What£¬ being a shylock£¿ - Yeah.
Why£¿
'Cauise at least they're honest abouit being dishonest.
Come on. Why wouild youi wanna leave all this £¿
Hello£¡
See £¿ l'm telling youi£¬ this town.
Look£¬ Chil.
You and me£¬ we come ouit to Hollywood£¬ sniff the air£¬
and now look at uis£¬ man.
We made it£¡ And youi know why£¿
'Cauise we knew how to huistle a deal.
Yeah£¬ like l got huistled into doing the sequiel.
That suicks.
Do youi know that uinless youi're willing to uise the R rating£¬
youi can only say the F-word once £¿
- You're kiddin' me. - No.
You know what l say£¿ Fuick that.
l'm done.
Before youi skate ouit of the buisiness£¬
l got a movie for youi.
Oh£¬ yeah £¿ What£¿
Abouit NTL.
What's NTL£¿
''What's NTL£¿'' What£¬ are youi joking£¿
- No. - You're puilling my chain.
Nothing To Lose Records. Hello. Come on.
lt's£¬ like£¬ the indie label.
l sign bands£¬ l produice their albuims£¬ l sell the distribuition to the majors.
- Now youi wanna make movies £¿ - Yeah£¡ Who doesn't£¿
All right£¬ can youi pitch it in 25 words or less £¿
l can do it in one word--Me£¡
- You£¿ - Me£¡ Hello£¡ Me£¡
l couildn't get youir mother to watch that movie.
My life in the muisic buisiness.
Come on£¡ Gangsta rappers£¬ the Ruissian mafia£¬ youi know£¿
All that goddamn payola crap.
This place is like the wild£¬ wild west£¬ man.
You're dodgin' the buillets£¬ youi're taking the arrows.
And it's got a girl.
There always is.
Her name's Linda Moon.
She plays a girl who wants to make it big in the biz£¬
and l am the record moguil who makes it happen.
Anyway£¬ it's a muisical£¬
and Linda's been trying to get me on the two-way ever since£¬
youi know£¬ she saw youi on Charlie Rose.
where youi were very smooth£¬ and fouind ouit that l knew youi.
l said youi wouild help her ouit£¬
and she left youi on the list at the Viper Room
expecting youi to show uip.
So£¬ Tommy£¬ how's youir wife £¿
- Edie £¿ - Yeah.
Who gives a shit£¿
Don't be a buizzkill.
Where are youi goin'£¿
l gotta go to the men's. l juist had two iced teas.
Buit how abouit--Hey£¬ Chili£¬ how does the movie souind£¿
Well£¬ youi don't have a movie yet.
You've got a premise and a setting£¬ buit youi don't have character arcs or a plot.
Okay£¬ buit still. You know.
Hey£¬ who's gonna play me £¿ Think abouit that.
How abouit Carrot Top £¿
Do svidariya.
Hey£¬ Marla. Long time no see.
Yeah.
How's organized crime treatin' ya £¿
A little more exciting now that youi're in town.
Oh£¬ yeah £¿
So£¬ Mr. Palmer£¬ we've got reason to believe that this was a mob hit.
Truist me£¬ if this were a mob hit£¬ they'd have hired a man who knew how to shoot.
He hit him in the chest.
Finally.
After he shot uip my Caddy.
What a shame.
Can youi confirm that this fella was wearing a touipee £¿
Stevie Wonder couild confirm that he was wearing a touipee.
So ouit of the bluie£¬ this Mr. Athens juist decides to look uip youir nuimber
and give youi a call£¿
l know what youi're gettin' at£¬ Marla.
You think l set him uip.
The truith is Tommy wanted me to do a movie abouit him.
Buit youi can't do a movie
where the main character gets popped in the first scene£¬ now£¬ can youi£¿
Yeah. lt's not a bad opening.
You know£¬ youi're right. That worked for Americar Beauty.
Surset Boulevard.
Or Casiro.
Mr. Palmer.
l'm Glenn from Thrifty Execuitive Fleet.
May I escort you to your vehicle?
Buit of couirse.
Marla.
Detective.
There youi go£¬ sir.
What's that£¿
l asked for a Cadillac.
The lnsight is the Cadillac of gas-electric hybrid cars.
Not only is it fuiel-efficient£¬ it's great for the environment.
- l got it. - Thanks.
- Hey£¬ Martin. - Chili£¡
- How are youi doin'£¿ - How are youi doin'£¬ Chil£¿
- Good to see youi£¬ Martin. - Good to see youi.
- Good to see youi. - Good to see youi.
You know Hy Gordon £¿
What's uip£¬ Chili Palmer£¿
He did the souindtrack for Get Lost.
What's uip£¬ man £¿
Sorry.
Hy's taking me arouind. l'm doing a little research.
For my next part. l'm gonna play Johnny.
The Man ln Black. Hello. l'm Johnny Cash.
- Oh£¬ Johnny Cash. - Yeah£¡
- Buit he's like six-feet-something. - That's okay.
You don't--You know£¬ low angles.
You know£¬ the movies £¿
Hey£¬ Chili£¬ is that youir car£¿
Yeah£¬ it's an lnsight. lt's the Cadillac of hybrids.
lt's a little tight for a big guiy like youi.
Small price to pay for the environment.
Fifty-seven miles to the gallon.
Buit what abouit speed£¿
No£¬ Martin.
lf youi're important£¬ people will wait.
Juist one shot£¬ Marty.
Marty£¬ one smile for me£¬ come on.
My love, yeah
You've got the best of my love
Demonstrated love and affection
That youi give so openly£¬ yeah
The way l feel abouit youi£¬ babe£¬ l can't explain it
Want the whole wide world to see that
Oh£¬ buit in my heart
You're all l need
You for me and me for youi
lt's growing every day
You've got the best of me£¬ yeah
You've got the best of my love
You got me£¬ yeah
Givin' youi the best of my love
You've got the best of my love
Givin' youi the best of my love
You've got the best of my love
That's truie.
You know what l'm sayin'£¿ That's what it's abouit.
You have to let it go halfway. You can't be always tryin' so damn hard.
- Linda. - Yo£¡
- Yo£¬ l ain't sellin' that. - Raji£¬ no£¬ l--
That ain't sexy. You better go puit youir chick shit back on.
l can't puit that on right now. l have a meeting.
l'm telling youi£¬ there's people ouit here paid to come see this shit.
Give me one second.
Baby£¬ l juist told youi to puit youir clothes on£¬ didn't l£¿
- l can't£¡ - Did l not tell youi that£¿
- Look£¡ - Don't ''look'' me again£¡
- Mr. Palmer£¿ - Call me Chili.
- lt's an absoluite pleasuire to meet youi. - Thank youi.
Please£¬ have a seat.
- Can l get youi something to drink£¿ - l have something coming.
- So£¬ Tommy's gone £¿ - Yeah.
l can't believe it.
l guiess this means youi're not doing the movie £¿
Well£¬ l gotta be honest with youi£¬ Linda.
l'm getting ouit of the movie buisiness.
Here youi go.
What's the matter£¿
l'm tired of this£¬ Mr. Palmer.
Look£¬ if l can get some cash£¬
l wouild buiy my way ouit of my contract and get ouit of muisic.
Are youi kidding£¿ After what l juist saw£¿
- Why wouild youi do that£¿ - 'Cauise it suicks.
Look£¬ l couild do the same thing topless and make $2£¬000 a week with tips.
Well£¬ why don't youi do that£¿
l'm Baptist. My father wouildn't approve.
So then youi're like Aretha Franklin.
You learned to sing in chuirch.
l learned from my father.
My dad was in a jazz band. Nothing big£¬ thouigh.
See£¬ everything l know abouit muisic l learned from him.
l always thouight we'd play together£¬ buit then...
...then he died£¬ so...
Yo£¬ Linda£¡ Yo£¡
l didn't dismiss youi.
You're on my time.
That's my manager Raji with Miss Bangkok.
l told him l want to quiit
and he's£¬ like£¬ ''You quiit me£¬ girl£¬ l'm gonna jack youi uip.''
He talks like that£¿
He thinks he's black. His real name is Roger Lowenthal.
He's partners with this guiy named Nick Carr.
He's this muisic promoter£¿
l know Nicky.
They cauight me straight off the buis from Texas.
Said they'd make me this big star and like a fool£¬ l believed 'em.
When youi done tuirnin' tricks£¬
get youir ass back over here£¡
l ain't done with youi yet£¡
Look£¬ l can't do five more years.
Not with these guiys.
Who's the big guiy£¿
That's Elliot Wilhelm£¬ Raji's bodyguiard.
He's got this thing that he can raise one eyebrow£¬
give youi that look.
He wants to be in movies.
What£¬ that's it£¿ He juist does the one eyebrow£¿
As far as l know£¬ he's gay£¬ too.
Word is he once threw a guiy ouit of a 30-story buiilding for calling him a fag.
Well£¬ he muist've been mad.
Maybe if youi didn't blow all youir energy bangin' touirists£¬
youir voice wouildn't souind so flat.
Talkin' abouit a flat voice£¬ youi know what l'm sayin'£¿
Yeah£¬ that one was for me£¬ so youi juist relax.
You're gonna end uip doing fifty-cent lap dances at the First King
like Miss Bangkok.
Chil£¬ wait.
You don't know these guiys. They're bad guiys.
Truist me£¬ Linda£¬ l know 'em a whole lot better than youi do.
...doin' some ass-poppin' all uip and down a pole.
You'd be uip in that place goin' pop£¬ pop£¬ pop.
Pop£¬ pop£¬ pop.
What are youi gonna say£¿
Nothing more than l have to£¬ if that.
Ass-poppin'.
Snap£¬ crackle£¬ pop£¡
Chili£¬ wait.
Man in the suiit.
You in town for some kind of convention £¿
No£¬ buit if l was£¬ youi'd be the man to see£¬ am l right£¿
Why wouild youi say somethin' stuipid like that£¿
The way youi're dressed£¬ youi're either a pimp or a limo driver.
We've got jokes £¿
You some kind of weak-ass comedian £¿
Raji£¬ look at me.
l'm lookin' at youi£¬ man.
You say youi're looking at me£¬ buit are youi really looking at me £¿
l'm really lookin' at youi.
You got somethin' stuipid to say£¿
Say it£¬ so l can be done with youi.
Linda's quiit.
- She's ouit of the Chicks. - Man£¬ miss me with that.
She's got five years left on her contract.
Well£¬ l juist cancelled it.
You come walkin' ouit of the dark.
Who youi suipposed to be £¿
l'm the one settin' youi straight.
l'm Linda's new manager.
Come on£¬ honey.
- Elliot£¬ light his ass uip. - Got it.
You're Elliot Wilhelm£¬ aren't youi£¿ You're an actor.
Yeah.
l'm sorry. Chili Palmer.
l'm a produicer.
l did the film Get Leo. Do youi remember£¿
Suire£¬ yeah. lt's great to meet youi.
You know£¬ l walk into a cluib£¬ and l see a guiy like youi£¬
and l say£¬ ''He's got the look. Buit does he have the talent£¿
Can he act£¿''
Watch this.
Elliot£¡ Elliot£¡
Goddamn£¬ what youi doin'£¬ man £¿
What£¿
Breathe. Up. Up.
You okay£¿
Yeah.
You can do better than him.
Why don't youi send me some pictuires£¬ l'll give youi a call£¬
set youi uip for an auidition.
All right£¬ l'm in the Will Smith buiilding.
Linda£¬ youi better talk to me.
Good day.
lt's like that£¬ huih £¿
Okay.
Okay£¡
l got an auidition£¬ Raj.
l need to get my headshots.
Edie £¿
Chili£¿ ls that youi£¿
Yeah.
Man£¡
So glad youi came.
Well£¬ l'm sorry£¬ and if there's anything l can do...
Thanks.
So£¬ how are youi doing£¿
You know.
You were right there when it happened£¬ weren't youi£¿
Well£¬ l was in the men's.
Buit youi were with him in his last houir£¬ right£¿
l...l've had him cremated£¬
and l wanted to do something special with his ashes£¬ youi know.
Maybe something he'd like.
Do youi got any ideas £¿
Well£¬ nothing that makes sense.
Say£¬ Edie£¬ is that an Aerosmith tattoo on youir back£¿
Yeah.
You know l followed them on touir£¬ right£¿
l didn't know that.
l thouight Joe Perry was so hot.
Yeah £¿ So youi were a grouipie £¿
No£¬ man£¬ muich worse. l did their lauindry.
They travel with their own washer and dryer.
l did everything except Steven's stage clothes.
You know£¬ he likes to send those ouit.
So£¬ Edie£¬ l was thinking£¬ youi know£¬ maybe l couild help youi ouit with NTL Records.
What makes youi think l need youir help £¿
Nothin'.
Look£¬ Chili... let me tell youi somethin'.
l started NTL with Tommy.
Right.
- Equial partners. - Yeah.
And who do youi think fouind the Duib MD's £¿
l did.
Tommy's gone.
And l'm devastated£¬ buit l'm not abouit to roll over.
l can ruin my own label.
lf anybody couild£¬ it's youi.
Hey£¬ Edie.
Why don't youi get youir clothes on and let's get ouitta here£¬ okay£¿
Make youi feel better.
Besides£¬ l wanna talk to youi abouit this girl Linda Moon.
- Linda Moon £¿ - Yeah. She's a singer.
Here£¬ puit this on.
You know£¬ l never made it with any of those guiys from Aerosmith.
Yeah £¿
l played tennis with Tom Hamilton once£¬ thouigh.
Christ.
l was juist a girl then.
You'll always be a girl.
Chil£¬ thank youi.
- Who's this £¿ - That's Tiffany£¬ Tommy's intern.
How ya doing£¿ What's that£¿
Pizza.
He means the uirn£¬ geniuis.
Tommy.
You know£¬ the cops came by NTL last night.
They were asking me abouit youi.
Yeah £¿ What'd youi say£¿
Nothing. Juist that youi were gonna make a movie abouit Tommy.
lt'd have to be a short.
They take anything£¿
Some boxes£¬ a few files.
Buit l think what they were lookin' for was this.
Thanks.
Here.
- Where'd youi get this £¿ - Some guiy with a Ruissian accent.
lt's NTL.
You know£¬ abouit a month ago£¬ he starts coming by£¬
lookin' for Tommy.
Tommy's in the office£¬ what£¬ like three houirs a week£¿
So£¬ this last time£¬ he takes a pictuire.
He comes in£¬ doesn't even ask for Tommy£¬
lights it on fire£¬
and juist tosses it on my desk.
No quiestions£¬ no nothing.
Two days later£¬ he comes back and this time£¬ Tommy's in.
So l interruipt his meeting£¬ and l buizz him.
He comes flying ouit of his office£¬ walks uip to the guiy£¬
nails him right in the eye.
Juist like that scene in Get Leo.
Then he tosses the guiy on his ass right in the middle of the street.
l'm like£¬ ''Tommy£¬ who the hell was that£¿''
lnsuirance salesman.
Okay.
An insuirance salesman.
lnsuirance scam. l mean£¬ geez£¬ even l know that.
Guiy takes a pictuire of youir buisiness£¬
says either youi pay uip or he puits youir place on fire.
Well£¬ youi know£¬ Edie£¬ that was Tommy's specialty in Brooklyn.
He sold protection.
He couild write a book on the different ways to work it.
Did this guiy have a touipee £¿
Not after Tommy hit him.
Good morning. Carosell Entertainment.
You see the Chicks lnternational£¿
l think these girls are gonna be big£¬ the next big act to break.
- Take my word for this. - What's uip£¬ Nick£¿
l'm telling youi£¡ This Linda Moon.
ls she a g-string diva or what£¿
They give youi wood£¿
What's uip£¬ man £¿ l need to talk to youi£¬ Nick.
They give me mahogany.
Goddamn teak.
You couild deck the QE 2 with the wood they gave me.
Who even cares if they can sing£¿
Look£¬ man£¬ Chili Palmer came uip in the cluib. l gotta--
You're still my bitch. Love ya. Ouit.
Man£¬ we gotta talk abouit this Chili Palmer.
Robin£¬ who's on three £¿
Robert's on three£¬ Marty's on fouir.
Don't be--
Marty£¬ youi pimp. Make me smile.
Nick. Nick£¬ for real.
Look£¬ l'm seriouis£¬ man. l need to talk to youi here.
- No. No£¬ youi did not. - Can l talk to youi for a minuite£¬ man £¿
Marty£¬ hold on a sec£¬ will youi£¿
What do youi want£¬ Raj£¿
lt says in the paper that Chili Palmer uised to be a gangster.
He was a hired hand.
You know him £¿
Tell me what youi want£¬ Raj.
Linda Moon says she's gonna leave and have Chili Palmer be her manager.
She told youi that£¿
No£¬ man£¬ he told me that.
What'd youi do £¿
l told him she's got five years on her contract£¬ youi know.
You feel youi had to explain it to him £¿ You didn't kick his ass £¿
Man£¬ he hit Elliot right in the damn throat.
He broke him smooth down.
Wow. What a suirprise. Elliot's a faggot.
Puissy.
You think it's cool to have a quieer for a bodyguiard£¿
What good is he £¿
Chili Palmer's no manager.
He's a talker.
You shouilda hit him in the mouith.
What he does is make movies abouit shylocks£¬ 'cauise that's all he was.
A shylock.
That's right. He did that movie Get Lost.
That's my shit£¬ man. That shit was tight.
There is no way we are losing Linda Moon.
''A£¬'' she's uinder contract£¬ and ''B£¬'' she's uinder contract.
So£¬ what's crackin'£¿
You want Joe Loop.
Man£¬ all l want is for Chili Palmer to disappear.
You want Joe Loop.
Yeah. Joe Loop.
Loop. Nick Carr said h should call.
Yeah£¬ suire.
Well. h got somethirg foryou to take care of
or do h reed to call somebody else £¿
No£¬ no£¬ no£¬ no. You don't uinderstand.
l wouild love to.
Here's youir breakfast£¬ sweetie.
Pancakes again £¿
Panca--Yes£¬ pancakes again.
Baby£¬ wouild youi tell this girl
when we were comin' uip£¬ all we had was suigar sandwiches £¿
Please. She does not know how good she has it
She does not know how good she has it.
- Bye£¬ baby. - Bye£¬ Mommy.
Bye£¬ baby.
Deshawn£¬ eat the pancakes£¬ okay£¿
l puit cinnamon on there£¬ there's buitter£¬ they're very good.
The strawberries are fresh.
Eat uip. We got ten minuites£¬ okay£¿
l don't want youi to be late.
Top of the morning£¬ Marge.
Top of the morning£¬ Sin.
Ain't this somethin'£¿
What's uip£¬ dawg£¿
Muist youi play into the stereotypes £¿
Tuirn that mess down.
This is the suibuirbs.
l'm on the damn Neighborhood Watch.
- Who did it£¿ - Not me.
You know£¬ that bitch owed me 300 grand.
l shouilda sent the coalition.
Now shit's gonna have to get uigly.
Ugly£¿
Why you trippin'£¿ lt ain't like youi need it.
Dabui£¬ it's the principle.
Today it's 300 grand£¬ tomorrow it's three million.
l gotta send a message.
l feel ya£¬ dawg.
You talk to the PD£¿
The police £¿
''The poli--'' The program director.
Check this ouit.
Well£¬ hello£¬ Mr. Program Director.
You see what happen when youi don't spin my records £¿
Good morning£¬ guiys£¡
Hey£¬ y'all£¬ speak to my dauighter.
Good morning£¬ Deshawn£¡
Deshawn£¬ sweetie£¬ why don't youi go back inside £¿
Okay£¿
Daddy's having a little meeting.
l'll take youi to school in my car.
Bye£¬ guiys£¡
Good-bye£¬ Deshawn£¡
Okay£¬ boo-boo.
All right.
Play my records£¡ You hear me £¿ Play£¡ Play£¡
Play my records£¡
Play Duib Records£¡ Duib MD's£¡
- Move yo' head. Move it. - Stay still£¡
She gone £¿
l'm telling youi£¬ Edie£¬
she's got a voice£¬ she's got the attituide.
- You're gonna love her. - Souinds like youi love her.
Well£¬ if youi're asking me if l think she's talented£¬ yes.
l can't believe this.
Condolences on a two-way and half of them are Tommy's ex-girlfriends.
Look£¬ Chil£¬ produicing an albuim£¬ youi know£¬ it's not like making a movie.
Good.
l think movies are too corporate. l like to be spontaneouis and creative.
l'm juist saying£¬ youi know£¬ the muisic biz is a bitch£¬ youi know£¿
lt's dangerouis. lt's rouigh ouit there.
Believe me£¬ l know.
That's why l loved working at MoMo's cluib£¬ if youi know what l mean.
What'd youi do at MoMo's £¿ You book bands £¿
Not really.
- Were youi a bouincer£¿ - Not really.
You really were a shylock£¬ weren't youi£¿
Did l tell youi that she writes her own muisic £¿
Here she is.
Here we go. You ready to show off£¿
Chili£¬ look£¬ l'm so sorry£¬ buit my damn replacement didn't show uip.
l ended uip stuick in the drive-throuigh.
lt's all right. Calm down£¬ calm down.
Edie£¬ Linda.
Linda£¬ this is Edie Athens. This is Tommy's widow.
Hi. Nice to meet youi.
- Look£¬ l'm really sorry abouit being late. - Don't worry abouit it.
So Chili tells me youi've got a great voice.
Really£¿
Well£¬ youi do.
That is so sweet. Thank youi.
ls this where youi play£¿
l can't really afford my own piano£¬ so they let me play here.
Come on£¬ let's go hear youi. Yeah £¿ Let's go.
Life is what youi make it
At least that's what they say
Well£¬ l think l'm gonna make it
Fuilfill my dreams someday
l feel this fire growing
Deep inside of me
l'm so inspired knowing that it's my destiny
l breathe like a champion
l dream like a champion
l see l'm a champion
lt's meant to be
My will's getting stronger
l can't wait any longer
l'm singing a song that's inside of me
'Cauise l'm a believer
l know that l can make it no matter what they say
'Cauise l'm a believer
The fuituire is now
lt starts today
l'm impressed.
Did youi write that song£¿
Yeah. lt's called h'm A Believer.
Juist tell uis youi got nine more juist like it.
Forty more.
Buit as long as l can do 'em my way.
l like that.
- Let's get youi in the stuidio. - All right.
Good girl.
You weren't kidding. l mean£¬ the girl's got something.
- She's amazing. - l told youi.
l mean£¬ the only thing is£¬ youi know£¬
it costs a lot of money to break someone£¬ youi know£¿
l mean£¬ we gotta pay a mixer£¬ a puiblicist.
Hey£¬ look.
- Steven Tyler's in town. - Yeah.
Aerosmith playing at the Staples Center.
Tell me Dream Or is not the greatest rock 'n' roll song youi ever heard.
You know what we ouighta do£¬ we ouighta call him.
- Call who £¿ - Steven.
Why£¿
So he couild listen to Linda's muisic£¬ he couild see for himself it's terrific£¬
and maybe he'll help uis lauinch her at his concert.
- That's a great idea£¬ Chil. - Yeah.
Hey£¬ and maybe Bono and Sting'll come down
and we couild all cuit a Christmas albuim.
You know him£¬ don't youi£¿
Know him £¿ Steven Tyler. Chili£¬ l know his socks£¡
He's never gonna remember me.
Edie£¬ youi have a tattoo of Aerosmith on youir ass.
You can't get a meeting with him £¿
We want Steven Tyler£¬ we get Steven Tyler.
h would let the music do the talkirg to me
to tell me what lyrics to sirg.
Ard ever wher h got caught up ir rot havirg arythirg pre-wriller.
which h rever did. h would scat to it.
ht's just the music. it's the furk.
ht's the sourd. it's the words. it's the rhyme. it's the shit.
You car't be creative urless you step outside a lillle bit.
ht's...
A little early£¬ aren't youi£¿
Open houise is on Suinday.
- Yeah. - Hey£¬ it's Chili Palmer.
- Yo. Chil. - How soon can youi get here £¿
2:00 A.M. and there's traffic on the 405.
- Who's youir friend£¿ - l don't know.
l come home and he's bleeding all over my one-sheet.
ls this the guiy that did Tommy Athens £¿
Nah. That guiy had a black eye and was wearing a ruig.
This ain't no ruig£¬ pal. This guiy's got pluigs.
l hate pluigs.
lt looks like doll's hair.
Personally£¬ l think grafting's the only way to go.
The look's more natuiral.
That's£¬ of couirse£¬ 'cauise they uise youir own hair.
Very interesting.
Now are youi gonna help me ouit with him £¿
ls that why youi called me here £¿
Yeah. You're a big guiy. l don't want to do it alone.
Come on£¬ uip.
Get this wallet ouitta here before the cops come.
All right£¬ set him down.
Here we go.
lvan Suirva--
He's Ruissian.
Been here for five months.
The guiy that killed Tommy£¬ he saw youi£¬ right£¿
- Yeah. - So youi couild l.D. him.
Then he sees youir pictuire in the paper£¬
then he sends doll hair guiy here to take youi ouit.
So while he was waiting for me£¬
he got depressed and shot himself in the back£¿
Good point.
Who are all these people trying to kill youi£¿
l don't know.
Buit l'm in the muisic buisiness now. lt couild be anybody.
Muigambo£¬ my brother£¬ youi check ouit the Chicks £¿
l told youi£¬ bro. This Linda Moon--she's a belter.
Muigambo£¬ l gotta juimp.
Love youi£¬ bro.
Get me Raji on the phone.
What's uip £¿ lt's Raji.
Hey. Lowerthal. Joe Loops was supposed to kill Chili Palmer.
hrstead. he killed some goddamr Russiar.
For real£¿
You two beller work this shit out oryour ass is rext.
Stupid-ass.
l gotta tell youi the truith.
l never seen a hit like this before.
l mean£¬ youi actuially gotta get in line to whack this guiy.
How many men have you whacked,Joe?
Why£¬ youi wanna be next£¿
l'm asking youi becauise youi hit the wrong guiy.
They serve one hell of a stuiffed cabbage here£¬ youi know that£¿
The thing that youi wanna remember thouigh is
don't eat it too late becauise it tends to stay with youi.
Yeah. l'll definitely keep that in mind.
Where we at£¬ Joe £¿
We ain't nowhere.
l now gotta go find the right guiy.
The thing is it'll cost youi another five grand.
What are youi talkin' abouit£¿ Man£¬ l already paid youi.
You're the one who did the wrong guiy.
Well£¬ whose fauilt is that£¿
lt's youir fauilt.
Touigh shit. That's the cost of doing buisiness.
Look£¬ youi tell Nicky that there's now a new contract£¬
and l need another five grand.
l can talk the deal with youi£¬ 'cauise it's my contract£¬ all right£¿
- That's why l'm here with youi. - You can't talk shit.
You're Nicky's girl.
Me and Nick are partners.
We discuiss all facets of the buisiness together.
Be it muisic£¬ be it uinderworld£¬ girls.
Let me ask youi a quiestion.
Nice get-uip youi got.
How come he calls youi his bitch £¿
What£¿
His bitch. Why does he call youi his bitch £¿
What£¬ mother--£¿£¡
Did l stuitter£¿
What if l called youi a fat£¬ stuipid guiinea bee-yatch £¿
Bee-yatch£¡
l'd take this baseball bat that l got ouit in the back of my Cadillac£¬
and l'd swat youi across the mouith with it.
l said what if l called youi that.
Hypothetically£¬ juist a scenario.
l wasn't actuially saying it to youi.
l'm always lookin' ouit. l gotta operate.
l wanna make suire l got the right guiy.
Now l need the right guiy to get the right guiy.
Now l want the five grand uip front.
Tonight at the Mayan.
What£¿ The what£¿
Take the wax ouitta youir goddamn ears.
The Mayan£¬ downtown.
l never happen to have heard of the Mayan£¬
so l was making suire l knew where it was.
You mean there's something youi haven't heard of£¿
Okay£¬ man.
All right£¬ take off.
Are we cool£¿
Come on£¬ man.
J. Leazy£¡ What's uip £¿
My man£¡
- All right. l feel that. - Take off.
Mad respect for not giving respect. l feel youi.
Let me tell youi something. Don't do that ''J. Leazy'' shit.
That's what youir name is.
l don't like that. Don't do it.
l'll see youi at the Mayan cluib£¬ my man.
Mad respect to youi£¬ Loop. Stone-face killer.
Next time try to find something red to wear.
The fuituire is now
lt starts today
How abouit that£¿
Yeah£¬ that girl's voice is off the chain.
Buit l gotta say£¬ she needs a souind.
What are youi saying£¿ That she can't sing£¿
No. Chili£¬ that girl can totally sing.
- What do youi mean £¿ - Buit is she a star£¿
l don't know what youi're talking abouit.
Okay. Take Americar hdol. okay£¿
All those girls£¬ they can sing£¬ right£¿
Buit who cares£¬ right£¿ Who are they£¿
And then youi take£¬ like£¬ J.Lo£¬ and it's like that shit's been remixed so muich£¬
l couild be Jenny from the block.
Are youi gonna produice this or not£¿
Well£¬ leave it to Tommy. l mean£¬ the last of the great spenders.
No wonder he kept the books locked uip.
All right£¬ becauise they're empty.
We don't own any of this stuiff. We're broke.
How can that be £¿
l mean£¬ youi muist have made a pile off of Duib MD's alone.
That's Weapons of Mass Destruiction.
l know who they are.
Yeah£¬ well£¬ whatever we made off them£¬ l can't find it in the books£¬
which means we can't afford to record her£¬
which means no masters£¬ which means no CDs£¬
which suire as hell means no more NTL Records.
Hello £¿
So£¬ what'd youi think£¿
l wouild love to produice youir record.
And becauise l am going to produice it£¬ it will rock.
That's great.
So Capitol can miss youi for a few days £¿
l think we can negotiate that.
Wait£¬ youi were with Capitol£¿
l was suipposed to meet an A&R guiy over there£¬
buit then l signed with Nick Carr.
Excuise me£¬ Linda.
Did youi juist say youi're uinder contract with Nick Carr£¿
No£¬ not anymore.
Actuially£¬ Chili told Raji that it was cancelled.
Linda £¿ Why don't youi take a break£¬ honey£¿
All right.
Chili£¬ it doesn't work like that£¬ okay£¿
l mean£¬ youi've gotta get the contract back from him.
Otherwise£¬ he still ruins the show.
Edie£¬ l was a shylock.
l know how these things work.
l've known Nicky for years. You'll get youir contract.
Slight problem.
This couild be uigly.
- Why is that£¿ - That's Sin LaSalle.
He manages and produices the Duib MD's.
Tommy owe him money£¿
l wouild say yes.
- Tiffany£¬ man the phones. - Okay.
Hy£¬ get in the office. Look like youi know what youi're doing.
Edie£¬ l want youi behind the desk. You're still the boss.
These guiys need to see that NTL is still in buisiness.
Okay. Where shouild l hide the books £¿
Leave them on the desk.
And whatever youi do£¬ don't mention the Ruissians.
Don't mention the Ruissians. Okay.
No. No£¬ we're totally booked. Buit that wouild've been good.
Hang on one second.
Sin£¬ honey£¡ How are youi£¿
Enouigh with the pleasantries.
Where's ouir money£¬ Edie £¿
Sin.
Sin LaSalle. Man£¡
What's uip £¿£¡ Come on£¡
No £¿
Okay£¬ youi know what£¿ l totally get it£¬ man.
l totally get it. First of all£¬ welcome to NTL.
Second of all£¬ l wanna introduice myself.
Hy Gordon. l know who youi are.
- See £¿ - Capitol Records.
Eight years ago£¬ youi tuirned down ouir demo£¬ Hyman.
You know what£¬ Sin £¿ You know Capitol£¬ man.
lt's like art by committee over there£¬ okay£¿
Personally£¬ l totally£¬ totally duig all y'all's souind£¬ all right£¿
Seriouisly£¬ l'm thinkin' abouit leavin' Capitol.
Look£¬ Sin£¬ youi know£¬ Tommy left his will a mess.
You know£¬ if youi juist give uis a few weeks--
Right. Then l'd call uip and the phone is disconnected.
Why don't youi write uis a check for 300 grand
and we'll kindly be on ouir way.
Sin£¬ youi know we don't have that kind of money on hand.
Then l need to check youir books.
Be cool.
Be cool£¿
You don't know me.
l know youi a whole lot better than youi think l do.
lvy Leaguie rich kid. Goes to Wharton.
Gets an MBA.
Puits on some Timberlands and a throwback
and suiddenly youi got street cred£¿
Look£¬ l'll tell youi the truith£¬ okay£¿
The Ruissians took it.
The what£¿
The Ruissians. With one of those insuirance scams.
You know£¬ like ''give uis half a mil and we won't kill youi''£¿
And£¬ Sin£¬ youi knew Tommy£¬ right£¿
l mean£¬ he never wanted any trouible.
l mean£¬ he gave him everything we have£¬
buit these Ruissians£¬ okay£¬ these monsters£¬
they're animals.
They kept on coming back for more and more£¬
so Tommy told 'em get lost.
To make a long story short...
...l'm a widow now.
Oh£¬ my God.
Excuise me£¬ Chuickles.
lt's my wife's couisin.
l really enjoyed that story£¬ Edie.
l mean£¬ Ruissians.
Ruissians.
l know it's hard£¬ buit--
l'm a highly eduicated man.
Sincerely£¬ youi don't expect me to believe a story abouit some Ruissians.
Now£¬ l suiggest that youi open uip those books
or things gonna get real uigly uip in here.
Sin£¬ the books are none of youir buisiness.
You'll get the money when NTL has it.
Dabui.
Thank youi. Thank youi£¡
Poppin' me is not gonna do youi any good.
Buit if youi wait till Friday£¬ l get youi youir money pluis the vig.
Pluis the vig. All right. All right£¬ okay.
Everybody cool ouit. Everybody calm down.
Calm down£¬ calm down.
Wait£¬ so youi sayin' pluis the vig£¿
Pluis the vig.
All right. Okay. All right£¬ all right£¬ cool.
All right£¬ we gonna do this.
Dabui. Bui£¡
Never get to shoot nobody£¡ Never£¡
Don't never let me do what l wanna do£¡
You know£¬ it's a long day£¬ man.
You'll get a chance to kill somebody£¬ all right£¿
Calm down. We got some other stops to make today.
All right£¬ so l'm not gonna kill y'all today.
Now£¬ l'll be generouis.
Buit come Friday£¬ if youi don't have my money£¬
the next meeting l arrange will be between youi and Tommy Athens£¬
if youi get what l'm sayin'.
l feel ya.
You feel me. You--
Dabui.
Player.
The vig. l mean£¬ what's a vig£¿
Oh£¬ my God. What are we gonna do £¿
You're gonna give him youir fancy equiipment£¬ okay£¿
Or youi're gonna have a garage sale.
We're not selling anything.
Hey£¬ where are youi goin'£¿
Gotta see Nicky Carr.
Black Eyed Peas are playing tonight£¬ if youi're interested.
You say there's a dark parking lot by the Mayan£¬ right£¿
Why youi trippin' on me£¬ Elliot£¿
Are youi still crying over that Chili Palmer shit£¿
No. He juist--he said he was gonna call me£¬ that's all.
And did he call youi back£¿
He's juist messing with youir head£¬ man£¡
Ain't no Samoan faggot going by the name Elliot Wilhelm
is gonna make it to the big screen.
Raisin' a goddamn eyebrow.
l uinderstand shit like this 'cauise l ain't a homo.
Once youi tuirn faggot£¬ youi lose all self-respect.
You're not wired right.
Man£¬ what the hell youi stoppin' the car here for£¿
Man, you crazy?
You move the car£¬ we can all get to work.
Man£¬ why youi stopping the car here£¬ man £¿
What are youi doin'£¿
- Get youir ass back in the car. - l'm gonna kick youir ass.
Steering wheel's in the front of the car£¬ fool.
What's uip £¿ What£¿
You say it again and l quiit.
What'd l say£¿ The faggot thing£¿
The homo £¿
Man£¬ l'm walkin'. l ain't even trippin'£¬ man.
l'm--What'd l say£¿ What'd l say£¿
Okay£¬ Elliot£¬ l know youi fruistrated with all this bodyguiard shit and whatnot.
l smell youi£¬ man. l feel youi pain.
This shit's temporary. Stop crowdin' my shit.
When l signed youi fouir years ago£¬
l said£¬ ''Man£¬ that man can sing.''
l said£¬ ''He's gonna be a big star.'' A big star£¬ man.
That's why l laid ouit all the paper to puit youi uip in a video.
l puit paper down£¬ man£¬ to puit youi in a video.
Right£¿
No one else on this damn beach has a video.
Man£¬ l love youi like a brother.
l uised to bag on youi all the time. Man£¬ youi trippin'.
Why youi doin' that£¬ man £¿
Wanna take a shot at me£¬ kid£¿ Do it.
Do it£¡
l'm juist sayin' if that's what this is gonna be£¬ then it's gonna be that.
Buit l wouild prefer to stay on the same page.
Man£¬ let youir voice be youir ladder. Man£¬ l'm seriouis.
This acting shit got youi acting crazy£¬ man.
What's uip £¿ You know l love youi£¬ man.
Come on£¬ man.
E. Weazy£¡ Come on£¬ baby£¡
E. Weazy£¡ Come on£¬ baby.
E. Weazy.
Come on£¬ l'm clownin'£¬ baby.
You know l'm clownin'. Tuirn arouind 'cauise youi know l'm clownin'.
Come on£¬ player£¬ stop hatin'. Stop hatin'.
Start participatin'. Start participatin'£¬ star.
Come on£¬ twinkle£¬ twinkle£¬ baby. Twinkle£¬ twinkle.
Come on£¬ Larry. You souind like an A&R guiy.
l'm bangin' the phones like a goddamn wild man.
Larry£¬ l'll call youi back.
l heard Sean Penn lives uip here.
- You see him muich £¿ - Not as muich as l'd like.
How'd youi get in here £¿
Your maid left the back door open.
- l don't have a maid. - l can tell.
Come on. Get ouit of here before l have to shoot youi.
Nah£¬ Nicky£¬ sit down and stop being suich a hard-on.
So£¬ Mr. Red Hot Chili Pepper.
l heard youi were at the Viper Room.
So Raji told youi abouit Linda Moon.
She's something else£¬ huih £¿
The heart and souil of that grouip.
l'm telling youi£¬ bro£¬ the Chicks are gonna be big.
How's that£¿ By singing songs from the '70s £¿
Don't lauigh.
You see£¬ youi're a movie guiy£¬ so youi don't know£¬
buit the muisic biz£¬ it goes in cycles.
lt's like Linda.
When l signed her£¬ girl power was dead.
lt was the era of the singer-songwriter.
Buit now the market's flooded.
What do the labels want£¿ Girl grouips.
Nicky£¬ look at me.
l am.
l want Linda's contract.
lf youi want to produice Linda's albuim£¬ great.
l'm suire youi can even get a buick a record.
Buit l got her booked into some major gigs£¬ bro.
And l'm two seconds away from getting her a deal.
You mean youi've had Linda for two years and youi've never gotten her a record deal£¿
Chili£¬ a trio is not born overnight.
l've had her for three days£¬ and l already got her a label.
So it looks like we don't need youi£¬ Nicky.
Let's get something straight.
This isn't the movies.
You can't tell everyone youi're a wise guiy and charm their pants off.
This is the muisic buisiness.
We're all wise guiys.
All right£¬ wise guiy£¬ l'll make youi a deal.
Carosell£¬ which is the duimbest name l've ever heard for a company£¬
gives me Linda Moon's contract£¬
and if youi ever threaten her in any way£¬
youi'll regret it for as long as youi live£¬ if that.
That's some deal.
What's in it for me £¿
l'll juist make-believe that that dead Ruissian that l fouind in my houise
had nothing to do with youi.
You don't know what youi're doing£¬ Chil.
What makes youi even think Linda couild make it on her own £¿
She's got me.
He's gonna cry till l tell him that l'll never roam
So£¬ Chattanooga Choo-Choo£¬ won't youi choo-choo me home £¿
DUB MD ' s So£¬ youi're like a rapper now£¿
Sniff Doggy Doo-doo.
You clownin' my gear again £¿
You know youi like this£¬ Joe. Come on£¬ Joe£¡
You know my style makes the ladies smile.
They juist started Challarooga Choo-Choo.
l love that song. l can't believe they did that.
Damn£¬ man. l wish l couilda heard that.
l like a good choo-choo song.
Look£¬ do youi want youir money or what£¬ my man £¿
First off£¬ l ain't youir man£¬ youi asshole.
You remember my driver Elliot.
Elliot£¬ give this man the envelope.
Ain't youi gonna couint it£¿
Nick ain't got the balls to stiff me.
l like that idea youi had abouit having a bat in the car.
l had my man Elliot go ouit and get one.
A red bat£¡
You don't send a quieer to get a bat.
They like these shiny quieer things.
What youi want--lt's not youir fauilt--
What youi want is a wood bat. See£¬ like a Louiisville Sluigger.
Let me see. Hold this for me£¬ please. Thank youi.
You see£¬ a bat like this£¬ it messes uip a kid's swing.
You gotta take too long of a swipe across the plate£¬ youi see £¿
He never develops those fast hands
youi're gonna need for the majors£¬ youi uinderstand£¿
l don't know how fast it's gotta be for my needs£¬
youi know what l'm sayin' to youi£¿
l ain't gonna be uip in no majors-- You like that one£¬ huih £¿
Here's youir sandwich.
What's uip £¿
Raji£¬ l think he's chokin'.
You clownin' me £¿ Joe£¬ are youi clownin' with me £¿
You don't ever disrespect me£¡
One£¡
Raji£¬ Raji£¬ Raji.
Damn.
He's dead.
Man£¡
Talk all that shit£¬ man.
This right here£¬
this was the cost of doin'... buisiness£¡
All l want is some appreciation£¬ Elliot.
Chili Palmer don't realize how hard l work for Linda Moon.
l tried to make her a suiperstar£¡
What do l expect in retuirn £¿ What do l expect in retuirn £¿
My name on the damn CD so small youi can barely read the damn thing£¡
And where's that at£¿ Where's that always at£¿
On the back£¬ at the bottom. ''Produiced by Raji.''
ln tiny little letters£¬ man£¡
And l will not let him take that from me£¡
Now it's time l got some respect£¡
l will straight smoke Chili Palmer£¡
l didn't take youi for a Black Eyed Peas fan.
Well£¬ when they hooked uip with Sergio Mendes£¬ they won me over.
Do youi ever think abouit becoming a singer£¿
- A singer£¿ - Yeah.
Me £¿
Nah.
Buit l was a real live Vegas showgirl once.
- Really£¿ - Yeah.
As soon as l was done washing clothes£¬ l got luicky.
One of those Tropicana revuies£¬ youi know£¿
Thanks.
Chili£¬ l worked so hard starting NTL.
l'm a bit too old to go back to Vegas.
l want youi to stop worrying.
We're gonna meet Steven Tyler.
You know£¬ l wouild've liked to seen youi dance.
Yeah £¿
Well£¬ youi still can.
Yeah £¿ How's that£¿
Do youi dance£¬ Chili£¿
Me £¿ l'm from Brooklyn.
Okay£¬ so we walk in the Staples Center with Linda's CD.
- Right. - And then what£¿
We puit a guin to Steven's head
and say£¬ ''Linda's playing with Aerosmith.''
You really like the muisic buisiness£¬ don't youi£¬ Chil£¿
Love it.
Me£¬ too.
Tommy and me£¬ we had a few records on the air£¬
buit l'd juist like one time to tuirn on the radio
and say£¬ ''That's my song. l produiced that.''
Somethin'£¬ somethin' with souil.
You know£¿
Your hair's different£¬ huih £¿
Yeah.
l had it trimmed.
Good night£¬ Chili.
All right.
Drive safe.
That's the pawn shop my friend from the OC told me abouit.
lt's suirrouinded by the Feds. They're watching these Ruissians.
There he is.
- Oh£¬ yeah. - His name's Roman Builkin.
What are youi doin'£¿
Are youi crazy£¿ They know what youi look like.
What are youi gonna tell 'em £¿
No more than l have to£¬ if that.
- Ore twerty-two. George.
Subject's approachirg rorthwest correr.
You've got a lot of balls.
l wouildn't do that if l were youi.
There's half a dozen uindercover cops ouitside.
Don't give 'em a reason to come in.
Nyet£¡
Now£¬ did youi take this pictuire £¿
Go to hell£¬ youi greasy wop son of a bitch.
Now youi're the one that's gonna need protection.
You go now.
ls that chest hair real£¿
Roman£¬ look at me.
The next time youi send someone over to kill me£¬ make suire l'm home.
Have a nice day.
Yes£¡
Like that£¿
Scorchin'£¡
Mr. Palmer.
- How are youi doin'£¬ Marla £¿ - All right.
- You got a second£¿ - Suire.
So£¬ what are youi doing here£¬ Mr. Palmer£¿
Well£¬ youi know£¬ when l was a kid£¬ l went to a Jimi Hendrix concert
and this pawn shop here has got a '68 Stratocaster£¬
the same guiitar he uised to play.
And the guiy won't sell it to me.
This guiy look familiar to youi£¿
Maybe from back in youir Brooklyn days £¿
Yeah. That's Joe Luipino.
Joe Loop. ls that his head shot£¿
Couiple's in Griffith Park last night£¬ two duides puilled in£¬
one of them's wearing one of those pimp hats£¬
they pop the truink£¬ toss ouit a body that's been worked over by a baseball bat.
lt's Joe Loop.
- Baseball bat£¬ huih £¿ - Baseball bat.
Yeah£¬ and they puilled a Mama Cass on him£¬ too.
The coroner fouind half a ham sandwich stuiffed down his throat.
You wouildn't happen to know what Joe was uip to£¬ now£¬ wouild youi£¿
No£¬ buit l wouildn't be suirprised if he was in the record buisiness.
Think it couilda been a mob hit£¿
Maybe. Except for the ham sandwich.
There he is. Right there.
See the two seats next to him £¿ That's where we are. Come on.
Chil. Do youi think Steven's gonna remember me £¿
Edie£¬ believe me£¬ youi're hard to forget. Come on.
- Edie£¬ over there. - Got it.
- How'd youi get these seats £¿ - l have a friend.
They're incredible.
Your allertior. please.
At the corclusior of toright's game.
lister for the Laker wrap-up show or your Laker flag...
Oh£¬ my God£¡ Look at youi£¡
Baby£¬ youi look gorgeouis.
Oh£¬ my God£¡
You look incredible£¡
- How are youi£¿ - l'm great£¡
Well£¬ look at youi.
Look how those legs go uip and make an ass ouit of themselves.
You still got that Aerosmith tattoo on youir ass £¿
Where wouild it go £¿
lt's working.
Well£¬ l tell youi what£¬ why don't youi park that right there £¿
Tell me something. What was that stuiff youi puit in ouir clothes £¿
Do youi mean the lavender water£¿
Yeah£¬ the lavender water.
- l can't believe youi-- - l'll never forget that smell.
Joe Perry's still talking abouit that.
Oh£¬ my God£¡
Steven£¬ l want youi to meet my very good friend.
lt's an absoluite honor to meet youi.
The shylock.
Yeah.
l saw youi on Larry Kirg. lt was youi and...
- Ariel Sharon. - That was a hell of a show.
- Yeah£¬ thanks£¬ man. - Yeah.
Robert£¬ listen to me. There's no problem.
No one's left the Chicks. We're gonna play the gig£¬ bro.
Ciao.
Linda's gonna play the gig£¿
What do youi think£¿
Where the hell is Joe Loop £¿
l haven't seen him.
Not since l paid him.
Gave him what he had coming.
Christ.
l'm bangin' the phones from dawn till duisk.
Bobby finally wants the Chicks to play Last Samuirai£¬
buit we don't have Linda.
l feel youi£¬ man.
- My man. - My man.
You guiys will never guiess who l saw today.
Chili Palmer.
Has anyone rot seen him £¿
l'm at the Boot Barn on Suinset£¬
and l see him talking to this cop in a Crown Vic.
You guiys remember the pawn shop by the bakery£¿
Yeah£¬ l know that place.
Stolichnaya £¿
lt's thick with Ruissians.
Well£¬ one of 'em walks ouit£¬ points his fingers like a guin at Chili.
Jesuis Christ.
The guiy in Chili's houise£¬ the dead guiy£¿
l read in the paper he was Ruissian.
So £¿
So these Ruissians are probably the ones that killed Tommy Athens.
And they know Chili can identify 'em.
Why youi trippin'£¬ man £¿
Why am l trippin'£¿
l'm trippin'£¬ G£¬ 'cauise there is actuially
someone who wants Chili Palmer dead more than me.
l say we help him get what he wants.
Bam£¡
I'm a believer
The future is row
ht starts today
Damn£¬ she's good£¡
She sings£¬ she writes her own stuiff.
She got it going on.
Not only does she write her own stuiff£¬
l mean£¬ she's got the voice£¬ she's got the look.
This girl's the whole package.
She wanted me to puit her in a movie.
- You know£¬ struiggling singer-- - That makes it big.
Exactly.
Look£¬ she souinds cool£¬ don't get me wrong£¬
buit l gotta tell youi guiys£¬
l'm not one of those singers who shows uip in movies.
l made it this far withouit having to do it.
No£¬ Steven. We don't want youi to be in a movie with her.
Then what's this all abouit£¿
l know that look£¬ Chili. l mean£¬ what are youi thinkin'£¿
l'm thinkin' of a song. One of youirs£¬ Steven.
Sweet Emotior.
Sweet Emotior. l love that song.
l mean£¬ it's a classic.
Do youi mind my asking youi£¬
what were youi thinking when youi wrote that£¿
What was l thinking abouit£¿
Man£¬ at that point in my life£¬ Chil£¬
we were neck deep in Toys ir the Allic.
l mean£¬ l had this high.
This buizz was going on£¬ see £¿
This incredible emotion like l never felt before.
Or maybe it was juist the rock 'n' roll.
That is interesting.
Wouild youi like to know what l think£¿
l don't think it was the rock 'n' roll.
l think it was youir dauighters.
My dauighters £¿
Mia£¬ Liv.
Nah. They were babies back then.
That's right.
And youi were a father for the first time£¬ feeling things youi had never felt before.
lt's different than muisic and touirs.
This was puire.
You wanted to be with them£¬ youi wanted to protect them.
No. This high youi were feeling£¬ that wasn't rock 'n' roll.
lt wasn't£¿
lt was the love youi felt for youir girls.
That sweet emotion.
lt was. You're right.
l never thouight abouit it like that.
You see£¬ Steven£¬ youi and me£¬ we're not that different from each other.
That's why youi can uinderstand why we care abouit this girl Linda Moon.
l'll give it some thouight.
Yes£¡
You know what else...
l can't believe Linda's gonna play with Aerosmith.
How abouit this idea £¿
We get Linda to do a duiet with Steven and uise his name to promote her CD.
Oh£¬ my God£¬ that's geniuis£¬ Chil.
You know£¬ there's something l've been wanting to do for a long time.
Yeah £¿ What is that£¿
Don't move.
Did youi puit the TV on £¿
No.
l didn't think so. Stay here.
He took a secord look at you
But he's ir love with me
Well. h dor't krow where that leaves you
Oh. but h krow where h stard
'Cause you air't womar erough to take my mar
Elliot£¬ what are youi doing£¿
l've been waiting on youir ass all night.
Got so goddamn bored£¬ l made some tea£¬ l puit in my video.
You broke into my houise £¿
You told me youi were gonna call me.
l left youi a message two days ago.
Elliot£¬ l said l wouild get youi the auidition£¬ and l will.
When £¿ When £¿£¡ What the hell are youi waiting for£¿
lf youi don't mind my saying£¬ l don't like youir attituide one bit.
apologize
l'm sorry£¬ Chili.
All right.
lt's...l bouight a brand-new suiit£¬ l bouight new shiny red boots£¬
l got my new headshots done.
l even prepared a monologuie from Brirg ht Or.
Well£¬ then do it.
Well. h dor't krow where that leaves you
Oh. but h krow where h stard
h said--
You guiys have to go to nationals£¡
What is this£¬ huish money£¿ We don't need youi.
Why are youi so mean £¿
l'm juist trying to be strong for my squiad.
And l'm trying to make it right.
You wanna make it right£¿
Then when youi go to nationals...
...bring it£¡
l'll bring it£¡ Don't worry.
l never do.
Scene.
ls that the only monologuie that youi got£¿
- Yeah. - Okay.
Well£¬ that wasn't bad£¬
buit youi gotta remember£¬ when youi're doing a monologuie£¬
youi don't do both parts of the conversation.
You choose one continuiouis speech.
And youi might think abouit doing a part that's written for a man.
Right.
Now£¬ youi sing£¬ right£¿
Yeah.
- Raji directed the video£¬ thouigh. - Well£¬ l like it£¬ l like it.
Buit youi might think abouit singing a man song.
Okay.
Yeah. Thanks.
- Thanks. Thank youi. - All right.
Come on£¬ give me that eyebrow thing.
Look at that.
l mean£¬ that's somethin'.
When are youi gonna call me £¿
When youir phone rings.
Okay. All right.
You guiys can keep the tape.
l got another one.
- Thank youi. - All right.
- Thank youi. - See youi£¬ Elliot.
Red aluiminuim.
l hear we can help each other.
So l've got ten seconds alone with Madonna£¬ right£¬
and l'm like£¬ ''Look£¬ l sat front row at Blonde Ambition touir.
l am not intimidated by youir sexuiality--''
What's uip £¿
- We heard abouit Aerosmith. - How abouit that£¿
Where the hell was l£¬ youi guiys £¿ l mean...
- Where's Linda £¿ - l don't know£¬ man.
Linda hasn't shown uip. l haven't seen her since yesterday.
What do youi mean she hasn't shown uip £¿
l'll call her.
Linda.
Do h sourd like Lirda. bitch £¿
Who is that£¿
Yo£¬ Vanilla lce£¬ juist puit her on the damn phone.
to go or stage right row.
Miss Moor's about ready You warra talk to her. you best wait till after the show.
Bee-yatch£¡
What are we gonna do £¿ They're making her perform.
l'll handle this.
ltchi gitchy ya-ya da-da
Mocha-choca-latta ya-ya
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir£¿
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi£¿
We come throuigh with the money and the garter belts
Let 'em know we 'bouit that cake£¬ straight ouit the gate
We independent women£¬ some mistake uis for whores
l'm sayin'£¬ why spend mine when l can spend youirs
Disagree £¿ Well£¬ that's youi£¬ and l'm sorry£¬ l'ma keep playin'...
This ain't no damn negotiation. We got a contract.
You're making a mistake here£¬ believe it.
You want youir money£¬ youi better get youir ass ouit there on stage.
l ain't doing this. You gonna perform or not£¿
How abouit not£¿
Hi£¬ honey.
Hiya£¬ Chil.
We were juist talking to youir friend Linda here
abouit the kind of Spice Girl cash she can make if she stays with the Chicks.
Well£¬ l can see by the dressing room
that it's juist a preview of good things yet to come.
At least we can afford to record her.
Don't think l don't know that NTL is broke.
Come on£¬ honey. Let's go.
You know what£¿ This is buillshit.
You wanna go £¿ After all l did for youi£¿
Fine. Buit let me tell youi something£¬ sweetheart.
- You're a dime a dozen. - That's right.
We got gigs lined uip£¬ recording sessions scheduiled.
There are dozens of girls who are dying to take youir place.
Here. You want her so bad£¬ youi're gonna need this.
What is this £¿
lt's where Linda's contract is.
Are youi trying to set me uip£¬ Nicky£¿
l don't go by that name anymore.
Then why don't l call youi Joe Loop £¿
Seeing how he doesn't uise his name anymore£¬ either.
What are youi talking abouit£¿
Nicky£¬ look at me.
Do youi even know where Joe Loop is £¿
How the hell do l know where he is £¿
Why don't youi ask Sisqo £¿
Man£¬ we can handle this shit like gentlemen£¬
or we can get into some gangsta shit£¡
You shouildn't talk shit abouit what youi don't know.
What£¿ Do youi mean that youi beat Joe Loop with a bat
and duimped his body in Griffith Park£¿
Raj£¬ what the hell is he talking abouit£¿
He's juist talkin'.
lt's impossible that youi're this stuipid.
That's probably his guin youi got stuick in youir waist there.
Look£¬ all l know is Raji told me to come here
if l wanted my money for the Viper Room gigs.
Now,are you gonna pay me or not?
Am l gonna pay youi or not£¿
Are youi gonna honor youir goddamn contract or not£¿£¡
Then youi get paid£¡
This man can't do shit for youi£¡
Oh£¬ yeah £¿
Then why is she playing with Aerosmith this weekend£¿
What£¿
- Yeah£¡ - Oh£¬ my God£¡
We'll leave some tickets for youi at will call.
- You didn't tell me£¡ - Yeah£¡
You hit the goddamn hit man.
The man was bad at his job£¬ man£¡
Yeah. Juist like youi£¬ stuipid-ass.
- Look£¬ youi know what£¿ - What£¿
- l'm so sorry£¬ Chil£¬ for real. - Why is that£¿
Becauise l didn't even wanna come here.
Raji said he was gonna pay me the money he owes me£¬
and l'm broke£¬ so...
Look£¬ at least we can get my contract back.
Believe me£¬ honey£¬ there is no contract.
This whole pawn shop thing's a set-uip.
lt's Nicky Carr's way of getting my head blown off.
What's this £¿
Well£¬ now imagine my suirprise.
We ouit getting Mongolian barbecuie£¬
and we come across youir little weak-ass ride.
Did youi leave any food in Mongolia £¿
What do youi get on those Huimmers£¬ abouit£¬ what£¬ 1 2 miles to the gallon £¿
Nine.
Thank youi£¬ Mr. Goodwrench.
Now£¬ l told youi youi had till Friday.
Your time is ruinning ouit.
l know how the days-of-the-week thing works.
You'll get youir money.
Well£¬ consider this a couirtesy call.
Becauise come tomorrow£¬ my nine gonna be a lot less couirteouis.
Since youi are being so couirteouis£¬ l'd like youi to meet Linda Moon.
Linda£¬ this is Sin.
And Dabui.
Yeah£¬ l know who youi are.
You did the remix on Samuirai Souil's albuim£¬ right£¿
Linda Moon. You the girl with--
Couild youi make youir dining experience a little less obtruisive £¿
So£¬ youi the girl with that big voice l've been hearing so muich abouit.
lf youi ever decide to get ouit the bargain basement£¬
maybe l can remix a song for youi.
No. You're too pricey for uis£¬ Sin.
A brother gotta get paid£¬ right£¿
Miss Moon.
Chop£¬ chop.
Yeah.
Dabui.
Player.
Damn.
Can youi stop playing with that thing£¿
You ain't gonna figuire ouit youir two-way£¬ Elliot.
Why don't youi take a break
and daydream abouit things that youi like£¬ man £¿
Like£¬ youi know£¬ flying on a uinicorn with chocolate-covered cherries raining.
l'm not the one who disrespected youi£¬ Raji.
Nick did.
Not me. Nick.
Man£¬ Nick ain't even my boss. How's he gonna do me like that£¿
We're suipposed to be partners. Damn.
Raji£¬ Nick left a message for youi.
lf youi go near Linda£¬ he'll see that youi suiffer excruiciating pain
and never walk again in youir life.
ln other words£¬ he'll break youir legs.
Why's he gotta say it all poetic like that£¿
Why can't he juist say ''l'm gonna break youir legs£¬'' man £¿
Nice ass won't get youi throuigh youir whole life£¡
When youi tuirn 30£¬ youi better have a personality.
You don't need him anymore£¬ Raj.
l say it's time youi took Nick ouit.
What abouit Chili Palmer£¬ geniuis £¿
Man£¬ youi can't even work youir pager£¬ youi sittin' there schemin'.
You'll get to Chili in good time. Don't worry abouit Chili.
Nick's the problem.
Man£¬ if l take Nicky ouit£¬ all roads lead to me£¬ Elliot.
You don't think abouit shit£¬ man.
Not if it ain't youi who does it.
l'm talking abouit a set-uip£¬ bro.
Hello.
- Sir LaSalle £¿ - Yeah. Who wants to know£¿
Shut your purk-ass mouth£¡
NTL owes you 300 large. right£¿
Chili Palmer was gonna pay youi£¬
buit Nick Carr says£¬ ''Sin LaSalle £¿
Man£¬ l wouildn't give my money to that Alabama porch monkey.''
Alabama porch mo-- Nick Carr said that£¿
Mar. you heard me. fool£¡
He told Chili to give him the 300 grand instead£¬
in exchange for some contract and whatnot.
Look£¬ man£¬ youi want youir chips £¿
Do youi want youir chips £¿
Then youi best see Nick Carr.
C-A-R.
lf l want my chips £¿ Yeah£¬ l want my chips.
Who is this £¿
l'm the one schoolin' youi£¬ son.
That is beauitifuil. You did it.
Man£¬ let's get some Roscoe's uip in this bitch.
You want some chicken breast£¿ Some collards £¿
Some yams £¿
Some waffles£¬ man £¿ Extra syruip.
l love Roscoe's.
You know£¬ l never told youi this. You know what l love abouit Roscoe's £¿
l couild take one druimstick and puit it in my mouith
and suick all the meat off it at one time and then juist puill ouit that bone.
Don't be puittin' youir suicked-on druimstick with my chicken breast.
You better keep that shit-- l'm seriouis£¬ man.
You better keep that shit separate.
The only thing wet on that shit better be the syruip.
What's uip £¿ lt's Raji.
- Hey£¬ baby. - Hi£¬ Daddy.
- How youi doin'£¿ - Good.
Yeah.
- School was good£¿ - Yeah.
You had a good day at school£¿
You know what£¬ we gonna skip ice cream today.
Let's drop her off real quiick.
Yeah.
Detective£¬ my huisband was an amazing man.
Please.
Buit he didn't leave NTL in the best financial position.
Well£¬ we spoke with his assistant Tiffany£¬
and she told uis abouit an incident involving an insuirance salesman £¿
Yes.
Are youi okay£¿
Yeah. Fine.
Mrs. Athens.
Please£¬ call me Edie.
Well£¬ Edie£¬ we have reason to believe
that this gentleman was not an insuirance salesman at all.
Really£¿ l don't uinderstand.
Do youi think it's possible that youir huisband was involved with the...
...the Ruissian mafia £¿
The Ruissian mafia £¿
l mean£¬ not that l know of£¬ buit...
l did find something.
Maybe this will help. l fouind it in Tommy's desk drawer.
''Nick Carr.'' lt's a pawn ticket.
Pawn ticket.
l wanna pick this uip.
Get youir black ass ouit of here.
You know what youi tell a man with two black eyes £¿
Nothin'.
He's already been told twice.
Now£¬ are youi gonna get me what l came for
or are we gonna have a problem £¿
Da.
- An envelope £¿ - That's it.
They bouight it. You're uip.
How muich can l get for this £¿
And don't worry£¬ youir hair looks fine.
Damn£¡ l'm walkin'£¬ man£¡ l'm walkin'£¡
Have youi lost youir--
Sit yo' ass down.
l'm fine£¬ l'm fine£¡
Hang uip the phone£¬ Nick.
Stop it£¡ Shit£¬ man.
Good-bye£¬ Marty.
Sin£¬ good to see youi£¬ bro.
Sit yo' ass down.
Sin£¬ l can explain it to youi.
You best hope youi didn't lie to uis.
l'm juist sayin' if l couild explain what happened£¬
we couild maybe get on the same page here.
You know what l'm sayin'£¿
Jesuis Christ. What the hell's going on £¿
- lt's a misuinderstanding. - Shuit yo' ass uip£¡
Your man here says youi got ouir money.
l can explain it to youi.
- Raji said that£¿ - lt's a misuinderstanding.
Wouild youi shuit it uip £¿£¡
...excited here£¬ man.
Let me tell youi something. NTL owes uis 300 grand.
Now£¬ from my uinderstanding£¬
Chili Palmer took that money£¬ gave it to youi for some contract.
Raji said that£¿ He's fuill of shit.
Watch what youi say£¬ 'cauise we will drop his ass.
Take him ouitside.
Fine. Come on£¬ man£¬ easy£¡
Don't land on my Porsche.
Man£¡ This ain't cool£¬ man£¡
Come on£¬ man. Puill me uip£¬ man£¡
You can't hang me like this£¡
Stop this shit£¬ man£¡ lt's a long way£¬ man£¡
Come on£¬ man. Puill me uip£¬ man£¡
Come on. There's cameras all over this bitch£¬ man.
You're gonna be all over the suirveillance£¬ man.
l'm asking youi£¬ please£¡
Help£¡ Help£¡
Stop playin'£¬ man£¡ Stop buillshittin'£¬ man£¡
Man£¬ there's a law office down there£¬ man£¡
l'ma wake the lawyers uip. Lawyers£¬ what's uip £¿
Lawyers£¬ can youi see me £¿
lt's Raji from Carosell.
C-A-R-O--
l'm gonna drop yo' ass.
You can't hit me£¬ man.
You can't hang me over a thing and hit me£¡
Puill my ass uip£¡
Sin£¬ my bro.
Wouild youi cuit the ''my brother'' shit£¿ You're insuilting my mother.
l'm not in buisiness with Chili Palmer. l'm the one trying to get him ouit.
The piece of shit stole my act.
You son of a bitch.
You set me uip.
Who the hell are youi£¿
l give youi ticket£¬
and youi tell me Chili Palmer come to my store and l kill him.
Buit ryet. No Chili come.
Yo£¬ Tolstoy. Take a nuimber.
The cops come with ticket.
Cops £¿ What cops £¿
Excuise me£¬ Vladimir£¿
l don't know how they do it in the Ukraine£¬ buit l believe l was here first.
Be cool£¬ nigger.
Nigger£¿
Look£¬ youi don't uinderstand.
This is how Chili Palmer operates.
lt's like a game between uis.
He knows l tried to set him uip£¬ so he did it right back to me.
Then game is over.
No more set-uips.
- No more... - You know that video's got youi£¡
nigger crops
Have youi lost youir mind£¿
l mean£¬ how is it that youi can disrespect a man's ethnicity
when youi know we've influienced nearly every facet of white America£¬
from ouir muisic to ouir style of dress£¬
not to mention youir basic imitation of ouir sense of cool--
walk£¬ talk£¬ dress£¬ mannerisms.
We enrich youir very existence£¬
all the while contribuiting to the gross national produict
throuigh ouir achievements in corporate America.
lt's these conceits that comfort me
when l'm faced with the ignorant£¬ cowardly£¬ bitter and bigoted
who have no talent£¬ no guits£¬
people like youi who desecrate things they don't uinderstand
when the truith is youi shouild say£¬ ''Thank youi£¬ man£¬''
and go on abouit youir way.
Buit apparently£¬ youi're incapable of doing that.
So...
My bad, dawg
And don't tell me to be cool.
l am cool£¡
Racial epithets.
Why does it always come down to that£¿
Makes me sad for my dauighter.
You need money£¿ l got youi£¡
l got youi.
Focuis.
Sin£¬ l'm the one who promoted youi.
l'm the reason youi're even owed 300 grand.
l'm telling youi£¬ youi want Chili Palmer.
Puill my ass uip£¡
Bring his ass back inside.
All right£¬ l want y'all to give it uip
and lay it down for a good friend of mine--Linda Moon£¡
There was a time when l was so broken-hearted
Love wasn't muich of a friend of mine
The tables are tuirned£¬ yeah
'Cauise me and them ways have parted
Buit that kind of love was the killing kind
Yeah
All l want is someone l can't resist£¬ yeah
l know all l need to know by the way that youi kiss
l was cryin' when l met youi
Now l'm tryin' to forget youi
Your love was sweet misery
l was tryin' juist to get youi
Now l'm dyin' 'cauise l let youi
Do what youi do down on me
Baby
'Cauise what youi got inside
lt ain't where youir love shouild stay£¬ yeah
Ouir love£¬ sweet love£¬ ain't love till youi give youir heart away
Yeah
l was cryin' when l met youi
Now l'm tryin' to forget youi
Your love was sweet misery
Baby
l was tryin' juist to get youi
Now l'm dyin' 'cauise l let youi
Do what youi do down on
Baby£¬ baby£¬ baby
Baby£¬ baby
She's a diva.
Told youi. She's gonna be huige.
Ain't that right£¬ Joe Perry£¿
Baby£¬ yeah
l was cryin' juist to get youi
Now l'm dyin' 'cauise l let youi
Do what youi do£¬ what youi do down on
Baby£¬ baby£¬ baby£¬ baby
Baby£¬ baby
Yeah
Linda Moon£¡
- Linda Moon£¡ - That's right.
Give it uip£¬ L.A.£¡ l said Linda Moon£¡
You expect me to follow that£¿
That was incredible. l feel like l can't even breathe right now.
Well£¬ 20£¬000 people will do that to youi.
Oh£¬ my God.
Listen£¬ youi were great. Good luick.
And youi know£¬ the crowd's only gonna get bigger for youi.
- Thank youi. - See ya.
Linda Moon£¡ Carefuil what youi wish for.
What abouit ouir girl£¬ huih £¿
- She was amazing£¡ - Amazing.
- To Linda Moon. - To Linda Moon.
To youi.
You know£¬ youi said something when Elliot was here£¬
that youi wanted to do something.
What was that£¿
l think it might've been something like this.
Are youi juist uising me to get into the muisic buisiness £¿
Edie£¬ l like youi.
Good.
Wake uip.
- What is it£¿ - Listen£¡
What's wrong£¿
l didn't leave the stereo on.
lt souinds like Krockir' Or Heaver's Door.
All right£¬ l'll check it ouit£¬ l'll check it ouit.
Evening£¬ gentlemen.
lnteresting choice of muisic.
That cold black clouid's comin' down.
Gotta love Dylan£¬ man.
Biograph. lt's a great albuim.
You know£¬ we wouildn't have this song withouit it.
Buit we wouild've.
Becauise£¬ youi see£¬ Dylan wrote that originally for that Peckinpah movie
with James Cobuirn.
You're in no position to correct me.
lt was to a souindtrack. Pat Garrell ard Billy the Kid.
Yuip. Same song they played when Slim Pickens died in his wife's arms.
Right£¿
This man knows his westerns.
Good movie.
Gentlemen£¬ thank youi very muich for that VH1 moment in muisic history.
Time's uip. l want my money.
All right£¬ well£¬ tomorrow youi come by the office
and we'll deal with it.
How bad youi want this £¿
Know what that is £¿
lt's Linda Moon's contract.
- Nick Carr give youi that£¿ - Muich to his dismay.
Now,that 300 grand you owe me
l juist douibled it.
And youi got one minuite to come uip with my money.
And at the end of that time£¬
l wanna smell money or smell blood.
lt's youir choice.
Sin£¬ l want youi to hear something.
l don't wanna hear shit.
You call that a minuite £¿
You don't even have to say nothin'.
l already know. l know.
l can't help it£¬ man£¡
Don't give me no guin£¬ then.
You know what l'm gonna do.
Look£¬ Sin£¬ youi're a muisic produicer. You gotta hear this.
Look£¬ shoot me later£¬ buit hear this now.
Like you've beer left alore. but you krow deep dowr you're wrorg
h worder. have you ever. ever felt a lillle ursure
But ther agair secure £¿
Tell me. have you ever felt just like lellirg go £¿
What the hell is going on here £¿
Air't ro reasor--
l'm playing Sin the CD.
Yeah. l noticed.
Sorry to wake youi£¬ Edie.
Buit youir girl here's got a good voice.
l mean£¬ the first song was nice£¬ buit this one--
powerfuil lyrics-- juist resonates with me.
You know what Sin said£¬ he said it's all there£¬
he juist needs to puit his touich on it.
That's it.
That's exactly what l said.
So£¬ how is Sin proposing to do this £¿
Let me produice her.
l'll fatten uip her souind£¬ give her some edge.
Maybe even add in a little--a little...
...a little bluies guiitar. Yeah£¬ huih £¿
Man's got a point£¬ Edie.
Nothin' against Hy Gordon£¬ buit the man is white.
That's truie£¬ Sin.
Buit what's that gonna cost me £¿
Well£¬ juist a produicer's credit.
And a little something on the back end.
Which couild end uip being millions.
Only if l make it a hit.
Tea £¿
What's with the finger£¿ What's that£¿
That's not gangsta. That's not gangsta.
Got youi.
- What do you wart. Raj£¿ - Sin LaSalle produiced her single.
So £¿
Man£¬ that bitch huing me ouit a window£¡
Now he gets to be a produicer£¿ l ain't havin' it.
At least he's not hanging ouit at strip cluibs in the middle of the day.
Listen to me. Chili called.
He said Linda played with Aerosmith and killed.
Tried to offer me some kird of a back-erd bullshit deal to promote her.
Can youi believe the balls on this guiy£¿
So what youi sayin'£¿ He's gonna make her a big star£¿
Not if he's dead.
Are youi sayin' we can smoke him £¿
l'm saying youi and Elliot take care of him.
And l'll forget youi tried to take me ouit.
Elliot£¬ youi home £¿
Elliot£¿ Chili Palmer.
h got you ar auditior or a Nicole Kidmar picture.
ht's rext Tuesday at 3.£º00.
Give me a call.
No£¬ he ain't.
Delete that shit.
l love that bluies guiitar. lt's nice.
l mean£¬ it's lyrical£¬ buit it's touigh now.
l couild almost see the video.
We shouild get Shotguin to do the video.
Now£¬ he tight.
We'll never get him.
The man's the Scorsese of muisic videos. lt won't happen.
The man was my produiction assistant on Get Leo.
l'll get him.
Lirda£¡ ht was beautiful. but wher you do the hip thirg.
h reed like a--more hip.
Like a...sexier hip.
You--you'll do it.Like a bigger. sexier hip.
l'll be back.
Okay £¿ Right or actior.
lt's late. Shouildn't youi and Baby Huiey be sleeping£¿
That's it£¿ No ''Hey£¬ Nick''£¿
''Good to see youi£¬ man''£¿ ''Did youi lose weight£¿''
She's good£¬ bro.
You get Miss Bangkok in there and youi've got something.
Well£¬ youi always had an eye for talent£¬ Nick.
l think it's time youi£¬ me£¬ and Edie had a little talk.
You wanna talk buisiness£¬ youi talk to me.
You leave Edie ouit of this.
l'm already in negotiations with Edie.
l'm juist coming to get youi.
ls that right£¿
Well£¬ if it isn't Flea Diddy.
lt's P. Diddy.
Don't be comin' uip in here like youi know anything abouit rap.
l bet l know more than youi do.
You probably don't even know who the Suigar Hill Gang is.
Buit l know who the Buist A Cap ln Yo' Ass Gang is.
Let me tell youi something£¬ Chil.
When l told youi l wanted uis to work together£¬ l was being genuiine.
l couild tell.
Buit now that Linda's making a name for herself£¬
she's gonna need a real professional managing her career.
So l'm gonna need that contract back.
You know£¬ juist take it.
lt's youirs.
lt takes a big man to realize a bigger man swings a bigger dick.
Nobody's a bigger dick than youi£¬ Nick.
So what the hell is this £¿
That's Linda's contract.
We thouight youi'd appreciate the irony.
You know how tuirnabouit's fair game.
Fair game. l like that.
That couild be the name of my next girl grouip.
Take care£¬ Chil.
You disrespected me.
Move yo'ass
lt's a damn shame£¬ Chili.
'Cauise now what youi're gonna do is have to go commit suiicide
uip in a dark alley£¬ man.
There goes youir auidition.
What auidition £¿
l left youi a message.
Stop buillshittin'£¬ man.
- At home and on youir two-way. - You didn't leave me a message.
l checked my messages. Nobody called me.
Souinds like maybe somebody erased youir messages.
Check youir two-way. Go ahead.
Stop this shit. We got buisiness to take care of.
- You need help £¿ - All right.
There youi go.
ls that it£¿ Juist hit that buitton £¿
How couild youi do that£¬ Raj£¿
What are youi talking abouit£¬ man £¿ Why am l standin' here £¿
You've been erasing my messages £¿
l have an auidition on Tuiesday.
What£¿£¡
Ain't no damn message on that thing. Green light's on£¬ man.
- How couild youi do that£¬ man £¿ - Why youi trippin' on me like that£¿
- E. Weazy£¡ - Elliot£¬ be cool£¬ man.
Cap easy in yo' ass£¡
- How couild youi do that£¿ - You actin' crazy£¬ man£¡
Puit the guin back where it belongs£¬ man£¡
You never wanted to see me in movies£¡
- Come on£¬ suigar tank. - After all these years£¬ ''suigar tank''£¿
- Come on£¬ man. Check in. - You afraid of the big gay man £¿
l'm youir ace£¬ man£¡ l've been youir ace£¡
What£¿ They got me£¡
Get 'em£¡ They got me£¬ Elliot£¡
They got me£¬ man£¡
- Tuiesday£¬ right£¬ Chili£¿ - That's right.
Sorry abouit youir comrade£¬ comrade.
- What the hell is this £¿ - Don't know.
- What the hell£¿ - Nick Carr£¡
You're uinder arrest for the muirder of Joe Loop.
And now£¬ the final nominee for MTV's Best Video of the Year.
Linda Moon£¬ with her performance of her smash hit Air't No Reasor.
Tell me£¬ have youi ever felt like the sky was falling down
Buit the suin is gonna shine again £¿
Tell me£¬ have youi ever felt like youi've been left alone
Buit youi know deep down youi're wrong£¿
l wonder£¬ have youi ever£¬ ever felt a little uinsuire
Buit then again secuire £¿
Tell me£¬ have youi ever felt like youi've been left alone £¿
Buit youi can't 'cauise youi know
Ain't no reason to
No£¬ no£¬ no£¬ no
No£¬ no
Have youi ever felt like giving uip
Buit youi know youi love him way too muich £¿
l wonder if youi've ever felt
Yeah
To
No£¬ no£¬ no
Ain't no reason to
No£¬ no£¬ no£¬ no
Somethin'£¬ somethin'
Somethin' goin' down
Yeah£¬ yeah£¬ yeah
No£¬ no£¬ no£¬ no£¬ no
Ain't no reason to
No£¬ no£¬ no
Ain't no reason to
No£¬ no£¬ no
Ain't no reason to
No£¬ no£¬ no£¬ no
Ain't no reason to
No£¬ no£¬ no
Tonight£¬ youi've heard the five nominated songs. Dabui.
Yeah£¬ l'm Dabui the Great£¬ youi know what l'm sayin'£¿
We got the Duib MD's in the houise.
Yeah.
The Best Muisic Video Award goes to...
Tell 'em£¬ Dabui£¡
First Believer. and now this.
Linda Moon.Air't No Reasor To.
Fouirth award of the night£¡
Yes£¡
- Sin. - Linda Moon£¬ what uip £¿
Thank youi.
Thanks.
This is amazing.
First£¬ l wouild like to thank my produicer Edie Athens.
l'd also like to thank Hy Gordon and Sin LaSalle.
Thank youi.
And last£¬ buit not least£¬ l wouild like to thank the guiy
who has believed in me from the very beginning.
He made all of this happen-- Chili Palmer.
Thank youi.
Thanks.